Synopsis
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Cast
Mark Wahlberg
John
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Sam J. Jones
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Michael Dorn
Rick
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
John Slattery
Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown
Joy
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
Ron Canada
Judge
Liam Neeson
Customer
Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Taran Killam
Sebastian Arcelus
Dr. Ed Danzer
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