Synopsis

Topper Harley is found to be working as an odd-job-man in a monastery. The CIA want him to lead a rescue mission into Iraq, to rescue the last rescue team, who went in to rescue the last rescue team—who went in to rescue hostages left behind after Desert Storm.

Cast

Charlie Sheen

Topper Harley

Lloyd Bridges

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson

Valeria Golino

Ramada Rodham Hayman

Richard Crenna

Col. Denton Walters

Rowan Atkinson

Dexter Hayman

Miguel Ferrer

Commander Arvid Harbinger

Brenda Bakke

Michelle Rodham Huddleston

Jerry Haleva

Saddam Hussein

David Wohl

Gerou

Mitchell Ryan

Gray Edwards

Michael Colyar

Williams

Ryan Stiles

Rabinowitz

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Rosemary Johnston

Lavinia Rodham Benson

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Ben Lemon

Team 2 Leader

Buck McDancer

Richard Nixon

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Larry Lindsey

Gerald Ford

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Ed Beheler

Jimmy Carter

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Daniel T. Healy

George Bush

Jay Koch

Ronald Reagan

Charles Haugk

Navy Seal

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Dian Kobayashi

Mrs. Rodham Soto

Bob Vila

Self

Stuart Proud Eagle Grant

Geronimo

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J. D. DeKranis

Michael Corleone Lookalike

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