Where can I watch Two and a Half Men online?

You can stream Two and a Half Men on NettMovies. Open the series page and pick a season and episode to start watching.

When did Two and a Half Men first air?

Two and a Half Men first aired in 2003.

What genre is Two and a Half Men?

Two and a Half Men is a comedy series.

How many seasons of Two and a Half Men are there?

Two and a Half Men has 12 seasons and about 262 episodes in total.

Who stars in Two and a Half Men?

Two and a Half Men stars Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, and Conchata Ferrell.

How is Two and a Half Men rated?

Two and a Half Men currently scores 7.5 out of 10 based on aggregated viewer ratings.

Series

Two and a Half Men

Name: Two and a Half Men
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2003-01-01
Rating: 7.5
Cast: Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Conchata Ferrell

2003 | ★ 7.5

Comedy

Seasons & episodes

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Pilot

2003-09-22

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.

Big Flappy Bastards

2003-09-29

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

2003-10-06

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

2003-10-13

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

2003-10-20

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

2003-10-27

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

2003-11-03

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

2003-11-10

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

Phase One, Complete

2003-11-17

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

Merry Thanksgiving

2003-11-24

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

2003-12-15

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.

Camel Filters and Pheromones

2004-01-05

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

Sarah Like Puny Alan

2004-01-12

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.

I Can't Afford Hyenas

2004-02-02

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

2004-02-09

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

That Was Saliva, Alan

2004-02-16

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

2004-02-23

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

An Old Flame with a New Wick

2004-03-01

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

2004-03-22

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

2004-04-19

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.

No Sniffing, No Wowing

2004-05-03

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

2004-05-10

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.

Just Like Buffalo

2004-05-17

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

Can You Feel My Finger?

2004-05-24

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Frequently asked questions

Where can I watch Two and a Half Men online?: You can stream Two and a Half Men on NettMovies. Open the series page and pick a season and episode to start watching.
When did Two and a Half Men first air?: Two and a Half Men first aired in 2003.
What genre is Two and a Half Men?: Two and a Half Men is a comedy series.
How many seasons of Two and a Half Men are there?: Two and a Half Men has 12 seasons and about 262 episodes in total.
Who stars in Two and a Half Men?: Two and a Half Men stars Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, and Conchata Ferrell.
How is Two and a Half Men rated?: Two and a Half Men currently scores 7.5 out of 10 based on aggregated viewer ratings.

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